Caspar is not to be confused with the friendly ghost, whose name is Casper anyway. Nor is he a distributor of automotive parts. He’s just a swell eastern king, probably the musical one of the three.

Melchior, Mickey to his friends, probably brought the myrrh so we could at least have one way to remember who brought what to the manger. Hmm, maybe Caspar owned the Camel.

Big Daddy Balthasar is the loud one of the Magi. He spent the whole trip from the Orient bellowing bawdy songs at the top of his lungs, and the other two now hate him.

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